YAY! GOOD NEWS!
Testament to the resilience of the British people the annual cheese rolling event has gone ahead. A good old fashioned poke in the eye to the ‘elf and safety nanny state, that wants to wrap us in bubble wrap and keep us in our original boxes so that we go for more money on the antiques roadshow or something. Though its sad to see the cheese has been replaced by foam after the police decided to intimidate an old woman into not making it! well done PC plod, that was a good piece of work there, such an achievement, especially since we all know you don’t have any real criminals to catch!